What I've always wanted, a full-automatic crossbow. I am flabbergasted. I am speechless. I am dumbfounded beyond measure.

And I can't wait to see this guy produce a full suit of armor complete with a jetpack. That'll save the lives of many horses.

I can see it now. We're at Agincourt. The brave English yeoman are waxing all cocky and skippy with their longbows. All of a sudden, WOOSH! the sky grows dark with a vast cloud of French knights flying overhead in their jetpack armor dulled to a gunmetal gray. WHOOPS! For five minutes the sky is thick with bolts reigning down from those full-auto crossbows. And then, voilà! it's all over.

Freedom fries all over the place!