Revelations about Kim Kardashian's butt

Blair Sobol, No holds Barred: Butts, Boobs, and Billions, New York Social Diary, May 19, 2022.

At the same time, Kim Kardashian finally admitted that the “Happy Birthday Mr. President” dress once owned by Marilyn (Kim wore it to the Met Gala) did not … I repeat DID NOT … fit over her infamous enhanced butt. Even though she admitted to brutally dieting for three weeks to get into it.

In the end, a group of conservationists, curators, archivists, and insurance agents from the Ripley Believe It or Not Museum (where the $5 million gown is on display) had to strategically unzip the complete back for her ass. She wore a white fur jacket the whole time to cover and never did a spin or showed the back. Kim takes on Marilyn. Sean Zanni/Patrick McMullan.

But she only had to stay stuffed in that gown for the “Geisha Walk” up the Met Steps. She then immediately changed into a “copy” of another Marilyn dress by Norell. This was all much ado about nothing and a cautionary tale. Marilyn’s un-injected ass and natural boobs still looked better in that John Louis soufflé sequined design than Kim’s. In fact, it really didn’t look like the same dress. Marilyn was rumored to have NOT worn any underwear under the dress. Kim’s was a feat of engineering, not fashion. She didn’t even wear any Skims shapewear underneath. So, what does that tell you about the concept of shapewear. Imagine, Marilyn never had to wear any. Clearly Kim went under the needle or knife instead.

There's much more at the link.