This is an intervtion into the current fracas concerning ethics and ontology in speculative realism, object-oriented ontology, various and sundry new materialisms, the axiological topology of aesthetic manifolds in seven dimensions, flat soufflés in the Cantor set, and similar matters. It stars Jumper the Frog and Kong the Gorilla, proprietors of the Pacific Avenue Theater of Metaphysical Intervention.
Scene 1, Kong: Roar, roar, rooaaarrrr!
Scene 2, Jumper: Ribbitt, ribbit, riiibbitt.
Scene 3, Jumper, Kong, and the Purple Dragon of Immanence and Righteousness.
Kong: Whoopsie-doodle gee! Ulp.
Jumper: Whoopsie-doodle gee! Ulp.
The Purple Dragon of Immanence and Righteousness: Eat your vegetables, breath deeply, fart discretely, and learn to dance...Or else...
Scene 4, Kong and Jumper.
Kong: Let's talk about it.
Jumper: I agree, but first...
Together: Let's have some vegetables! Wheee!
- The End -