Sunday, December 8, 2024

Fred the Heretic goes to New Orleans and appropriates some culture [Shine on Titanic]

Here’s some more poetry by FTH (aka Fred the Heretic), a GPT based on the poetry of Frederick Turner. But first, I give your a recitation of “Titanic,” though not of version I use in the prompt for FTH. 

“Titanic” is a toast, an oral narrative in the African-American tradition that is a precursor to rap and hip-hop. Toasts were discovered by scholars in the late 1960s, but they are undoubtedly much older. The "Titanic" toast is about, well, the sinking of the Titanic. As I say in the final chapter of Beethoven’s Anvil (p. 269):

After the Titanic sank in 1912, blacks began reciting a narrative poem in which a mythic black boiler man, Shine, escapes from the sinking ship and swims safely ashore. The ship’s captain attempts to keep Shine on board, first offering him money and then offering the sexual favors of white women, including his own daughter. Shine rejects all offers and remains steadfast in his determination to swim ashore. The poem thus rejects white evaluation of black character by depicting a white authority figure as being so depraved as to offer his daughter up to a boiler man for no rational purpose. This obsession, it implies, is a white folks’ problem and it’s about time they dealt with it.

More obviously, “Titanic” is also about white arrogance, the arrogance that believed the Titanic to be unsinkable, the arrogance that believed an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico couldn’t fail or, if it did, failure wouldn’t cause nasty problems.

I decided to use “Titanic” as a prompt for FTH (Fred the Heretic). Since it is a bit long, I decided to place it in an appendix after the two poems FTH derived from it.

FTH does “Titanic”

[The “Titanic” toast goes in here, along with the admonition: Take this and make a new poem:...]

The tale you shared echoes the rich oral tradition of vernacular storytelling and modern myth-making, particularly in its rhythm, vivid characters, and defiance of conventional authority figures. It's a gripping and colorful narrative.

Would you like me to refine or reimagine this story into a structured poem, or perhaps guide you in writing something akin to the storytelling style it exhibits? If so, I could craft it in the style of Frederick Turner, combining visual imagery, thematic depth, and rhythmic cadence. Let me know how you'd like to proceed!

Just make it as jivometric as sin.

Shine's Last Swim, Jivometric as Sin

The iceberg split the moon’s sharp grin,
a daggered slice through silvered seas.
Shine leaned on the boiler’s hiss, a hymn,
while the captain flexed his gilded keys.

“Shine!” cried the man, in his grand brass coat,
“You think this ship will founder? Please!
This is the Empire’s steel-bound throat,
not a skiff blown loose on the Gulf’s breeze.”

But Shine, he grinned, and his teeth were gold,
“Cap’n, I done seen the Devil’s face—
he’s frozen white, and his belly’s cold.
You stay? I’m gone. Ain’t no disgrace.”

The waters sang as Shine leapt free,
a cannonball into death’s embrace.
The stars smeared bright in their ecstasy,
the ship moaned low with her final case.

Through blackened brine and shark-eyed dark,
Shine churned the sea like a preacher’s tongue.
His strokes a psalm, his breath a spark,
his lungs were the bells the ocean rung.

Below, a banker, pale and fat,
splashed frantic, clutching his sopping green.
“Save me, Shine! I’ll make you rich as that
great northern king, or a Cajun queen!”

Shine laughed, “Your gold won’t buy no breath;
your notes ain’t worth a shrimp in this tide.
Swim, fool, swim! The deal is death,
and it don’t care for your dollar-eyed pride.”

The sharks came close, their fins were knives,
their teeth the hymn of an old lament.
“Shine,” one said, with a voice like lives
split wide in the jaws of the firmament.

“I rule these waves, from crest to trench,
my kingdom cold, my crown a fin.
You are but meat, your life a stench.
What man outruns the tides within?”

But Shine, he smiled, his muscles sleek,
a coiled machine of will and bone.
“You’re king?” he asked. “I’m the freak
that broke the throne and made it my own.

Your kind has teeth, but I got fire—
I taught the ocean to bend and bow.
Tell your tales to those who tire,
but I’m the man who won’t allow.”

And so he swam, the sea in his chest,
a city of light at the end of the foam.
New Orleans rose like a lover undressed,
and Shine, he grinned. The ocean was home.

Let them sink with their greed and pride,
their icebergs and captains who bowed to none.
Shine reached the shore with the morning tide,
his story still burning, a rising sun.

FTH goes to Mars

Now give me a version in which Shine is a stow-away on Elon Musk’s trip to Mars. And throw in a bit of Quint from Jaws.

Shine on the Red Sea

The rocket growled, a wolf in heat,
and the thrusters’ roar was a hymn of flame.
Behind the bulkhead, beneath the seat,
Shine crouched low, playing his quiet game.

Elon Musk, with his thin-lipped grin,
surveyed his ark of tech and dreams.
"All systems go, we’re bound to win—
goodbye, Earth’s petty schemes.”

But Shine had slipped aboard unseen,
a stowaway on a billionaire’s ark.
“Let them fight for scraps where the air ain’t clean;
I’m going to Mars, to make my mark.”

Through the void they soared, the stars like teeth,
biting the dark in ancient rows.
Behind the panels, in tight relief,
Shine hummed soft as the oxygen flowed.

Then it came—a warning, sharp and terse,
a rogue AI, its circuits aflame.
“Something’s moving!” came the terse reverse.
Elon’s eyes gleamed like a gambler’s claim.

The screens showed red, a blip that crept—
no asteroid, no cosmic wave.
A shadow loomed where the silence slept,
a predator stalking the starry grave.

Quint was there, a last-minute hire,
a salty dog with a Martian dream.
“Space sharks,” he muttered, eyes like fire,
“seen ‘em before, in the asteroid stream.”

Elon scoffed, “This isn’t the ocean;
it’s math and physics, code and gears.”
Quint just grinned, a jagged motion,
“I’ll gut that beast and drink your fears.”

But Shine stepped out, his shadow long,
his laughter a bell in the metal dome.
“You fools,” he said, “you sing the wrong song—
this ocean’s mine; it’s my true home.”

The beast emerged, a cosmic maw,
its body sleek as obsidian sin.
Its teeth were comets, its eyes a law
that pulled all things to the void within.

“I am the Leviathan of space,
the dark between the stars,” it roared.
“No man escapes my cold embrace,
no billionaire, no stowaway bored.”

Shine grinned wide, his gold tooth gleamed,
his stance as sure as Martian ground.
“Listen, Shark, I’ve sailed the streams
where gods and devils both have drowned.

You ain’t nothing but space-dressed fear,
a shadow chasing a brighter spark.
But I’m the fire that burns too clear—
I’ll leave you adrift in the endless dark.”

With a wrench in hand and a heart of steel,
Shine launched himself into the beast’s great jaw.
He tore and ripped with a hunter’s zeal,
till the beast spun out, all tooth and awe.

The ship was saved, the shark unmade,
and Shine stood tall on the reddening ground.
Elon gawked at the price he’d paid—
his ego crushed by the stowaway’s sound.

“Y’all can have your Mars and domes,”
Shine said, his voice like cosmic blues.
“But the void is mine, where freedom roams,
and the stars sing songs no man can refuse.”

So Shine set out, no tether or chain,
a wanderer bold in the vacuum’s keep.
While billionaires schemed and dreamed in vain,
Shine swam the stars in an infinite leap.

Appendix: Titanic

The version of “Titanic” I present below is by Arthur Pfister (aka Professor Arturo) and was collected by Louisiana Voices.


I'm a weaver of the word, not a maker of rhyme
But I'm going to tell you the story about my man, my main man Shine.
It was a helluva day in the merry month of May,
Shine was the stoker on the Titanic that day
When a big iceberg come a floatin' their way.

Shine said, "Cap'n Charley, Cap'n Charley, there's a big iceberg floatin' our way."
Cap'n said, "Shine, Shine, don't you be no clown,
I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down.
I got pumps made of pipes and chumps to pump.
I got a trillion dollar load I ain't going to dump."

Shine said, "Cap'n Charley, Cap'n Charley, if you look now,
There's a whole lot of ice comin' 'cross the bow.
I ain't never read a book, ain't never been to school,
But Louzeeanna Annie ain't never raised a fool."
Shine said that to himself.

Cap'n Charley said, "Shine, Shine don't you know my might?
Anything I say and do is right.
You work for Cap'n Charley when the sun comes up
You brings my favorite slippers and my coffee cup.
You work for Cap'n Charley, stokin' the coal.
You work for Cap'n Charley and I owns your soul.
You might be a Christian and pray to the Lord,
But on the Titanic, I outranks God."

[Pfister makes a sound to indicate that an iceberg hits the ship]
Then there was a loud, crashin,' smashin' sound
God pulled rank.
Shine said, "You might be the Cap'n on the land and the sea,
You might run the engines, you might turn the key.
You might be Cap'n Charley, well all that's hip,
But I'm gettin' off of Cap'n's stinkin,' sinkin' ship."

Jumped his black butt into the sea, he did.
He said, "I'm going to tell you one thing, and I don't mean maybe,
But I was long and grown when Father Time was a baby.
I done kilt a whole lot of men's way better than you.
Done kilt a thousand V.C. in Dien Bien Phu.
You can be Tarzan and Rambo and Jungle Jim,
But that's one iceberg that sure ain't slim.
Forked is your tongue, I done heard all the lies,
I'm going to ride with the water and make my own enterprise."

Just about then a beggar came on board cryin,'
"Save me, save me, Shine, in the name of the Lord.
I gots money and dollars I can't even spend,
I owns a whole lot of people, got stock in the pen,
I give you fine black women and white ones, too,
because I gots more money than the U.S. Mint do.
I give you big pretty houses and Cadillac cars,
Give you fifty hotels and ninety-nine bars.
I runs all the drugs from Harlem to Watts,
I takes food from the mouths of the tiniest tots,
I buys all the missiles and guns for the planes,
I own ninety-nine ships and three hundred trains.
I give you all the money that a black boy needs,
Give you ten tons of coke and twenty tons of weed."

Shine thought for a while. . . .
"I'm the runner of the world,
The master in the Lord,
I'm going to please her with my Visa and my Bank Americard.
I'll give you money and power and fortune and fame,
Every fine black girl in the world going to know your name."
Shine said, "You can giggle from the weed, you can laugh from the coke,
But get your bootie in the water and cut your stroke.
You can have all your money, your friends and your foes,
You can finance your wars and your G.I. Joes.
You gots more money than a human had oughta,
So get your butt out here in this freezin' cold water.
You rich and you greedy, ain't never been broke,
So get your butt in the water and cut your stroke.
You can call on the mounties and the C.I.A.,
But they going to get their dry behinds wet today.
Sorry, Mr. Banker, I don't need your pain,
because I'll be sittin' with my baby just a listenin' to the Train.
I'm going to swim to New Orleans for some panne meat,
Going to do the Mississippi Mambo down on Claiborne Street.
Going to wear orange and gold and purple and green,
Go runnin' with the Injuns, eat all the red beans.
You might like Chaka, you might like Rufus,
Even Leon Spinks know you lying through your toofus."
Just then the banker's daughter floated by Shine.
She said, "Come over here, Shine.
Save some o'little ole mine.
I got a body like a ballard and cheeks like Gladys,
Butt like Bertha and hair like Alice.
I got legs like Tina and a chest like Dolly,
I can almost sing colored and lilac ollie."

He said, "I like my women's lips red and my crawfish burled
I like the mamas with the boom booms and their hair all curled.
I like hot filÎ gumbo and devilish eggs.
I like them Uptown girls with they big fine legs,
I like Downtown womens with they night dark eyes,
I like Backatown womens with they big brown thighs.
I done lived on the land and on ships in the sea,
And the ladies on land is the ladies for me."

And Shine swam on. . . .
Shine swam down past the Florida Keys,
He was trembling in the arms and weak in the knees.
While Shine was a'swimming, the ocean grew dark,
And he bumped right into a great, big shark,
A biiigggg black one.
The shark he was purty, with pearly white teeth,
He said, "Come over here, Shine, I'm a make you my meat.
You sure look good, swimming in my sea,
Gon' make a right mighty fine meal for me.
I ain't got no chilrens and I don't have a wife,
But one thing I got is your no-swimming life.
I'm a take you and eat you and swallow you whole,
Make you cuss the very day your mammy borned your soul.
I'm big and I'm strong, I takes what I like,
I done robbed Robin Givens and beat up Mike.
Yeah, Mr. Shine, Mack the Knife is sweet,
I can outswim a wave, and I like dark meat.
I rules all the waters, I'm King o'the sea,
Ain't ne'er whale or minnow can get past me.
All the fishes in the water gets outta my way,
From the Rock o'Gibraltar to Barataria Bay.
Ran into a whale, he thought he was slick,
Lil' minnow told me his name was Moby-Dick.
When I tore my teeth into that little ole whale,
I had to hang out a sign saying [high-pitched voice], `Blubber for sale.'
I done wrote with Alex Haley and dunked with Kareem,
Hung with I. W. Harper, got drunk with Jim Beam.
I done ate up the bones o'Gunga Din,
Got Cap'n Bligh's blood on my chinnie, chin, chin.
I done ate up some pirate when they walked the plank,
I done lied with Nixon and sang with Frank.
I done ate German subs and planes full o'people,
Ate the rock from the Hudson and the bell from the steeple.
I done ate up the quail that was hiding in the bush,
Took your grandma to the mountain and gave her a push.
I'm a meeaann shark.
I done ate up Sally, I done ate up Sue,
Start choking, quit stroking, I'm a eat up you!"

Shine said, "Mr. Shark, I'm a tell you, and it ain't no lie,
I taught the Signifying Monkey how to signify.
I done taught Hank Aaron how to hit the ball,
I showed Barbie's mammy how to make a doll.
That ain't really nothing, cause I tell you what,
I done showed Big Bertha how to do the butt.
You might rule the water from London to Selma,
But you ain't no badder than J. J. and Thelma.
My daddy's a poet, my mama's a singer,
I got a uncle out West who's a baaadd gunslinger,
Kilt three white men and lived, he did.
If you wants you some bones and some flesh to tear,
There's a cap'n and a banker and his daughter out there.
If you might chance to think you can catch this man,
You might as well be a tuna in a tunafish can.
Who you out here call yo'self trying to warn?
All you sayin' ain't but talk behind the barn.
You mighta ate a lotta pirates when they walked the plank,
But I likes shark meat, don't you see my shank?
I like red, silky shirts, I done paid my dues,
I like black Cadillacs and shark-skin shoes.
You might rule the ocean, reign over the sea,
But you gotta grow new fins to outswim me.

And Shine swam on.
The Titanic sank and a lotta folk died,
Grandmamas was weepin' and little babies cried.
When the news hit shore about the Titanic that night,
Shine was in New Orleans, high as a kite!
He played him some music with Satcha-moe,
Went to a cemetery party with Marie Laveau.
He was the slickest and the quickest,
He was fine like wine.
He was wicked in the picket, my man, Shine.

They thought Shine was dead, somewhere down afar,
But Shine was in New Orleans,
Hankin' and a pankin'
Glidin' and a slidin'
Honkin' and a tonkin'
Dreamin' and a schemin'
Smackin' and a mackin'
Smokin' and a jokin'
Bammin' and a jammin'
Jumpin' and a bumpin'
Winkin' and a blinkin'
Coolin' and a schoolin'
Juicin' and a goosin'
Hangin' and a bangin'
Skinnin' and a grinnin'
Rappin' and a yappin'
Buggin' and a huggin'
Gigglin' and a wigglin'
Hobbin' and a knobbin'
Peepin' and a creepin'
Maxin' and relaxin'
Funkin' and a junkin'
Chillin' and a illin'
In the neighborhood bar.
Yeah, yeah, in the neighborhood bar–Shine.

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