In playing around with chatbots, first ChatGPT and now Claude 3.5, I found that the most interesting way to get it to create poetry is to give it a rich prompt. Sure, you can say something like “Give me a sonnet on new love in the Spring,” and it will produce something. But you could also give it three paragraphs describing a guy taking a walk on the Malibu beach early in May, seeing a gal in tears, tearing up letters and tossing them into the ocean .... That will be a better sonnet. If you look at the various poems I’ve created with FredTheHeretic (FTH) you’ll see that I’ve provided them with rich prompts.
That’s what I’m going to do here. The New York Times recently published an opinion piece by Pope Francis, Pope Francis: There Is Faith in Humor. I’m going to use an anecdote from that as a prompt for FTH as follows:
First: the story.
Second: FTH’s poem. “The Pontiff’s Joyride.”
Third: I give FTH a prompt to extend the poem, “Omega or Bust.”
Fourth: Now it’s time fix a problem with the initial joyride. So I give Fred a prompt for that, “Joyride Revised.”
Fifth, and last: What kind of classroom discussion could follow from this exercise?
After all, here we’ve got some source material, the original anecdote plus my prompts, and the resulting poem. We can compare them. That’s a way of promoting close attention to poetry.
As always, my words are set in boldface while ChatGPT's are plain.
The story
Give me a poem based on this anecdote:
And they told me one that concerns me directly, the one about Pope Francis in America. It goes something like this: As soon as he arrives at the airport in New York for his apostolic journey in the United States, Pope Francis finds an enormous limousine waiting for him. He is rather embarrassed by that magnificent splendor, but then thinks that it has been ages since he last drove, and never a vehicle of that kind, and he thinks to himself: OK, when will I get another chance? He looks at the limousine and says to the driver, “You couldn’t let me try it out, could you?” “Look, I’m really sorry, Your Holiness,” replies the driver, “but I really can’t, you know, there are rules and regulations.”
But you know what they say, how the pope is when he gets something into his head … in short, he insists and insists, until the driver gives in. So Pope Francis gets behind the steering wheel, on one of those enormous highways, and he begins to enjoy it, presses down on the accelerator, going 50 miles per hour, 80, 120 … until he hears a siren, and a police car pulls up beside him and stops him. A young policeman comes up to the darkened window. The pope rather nervously lowers it and the policeman turns white. “Excuse me a moment,” he says, and goes back to his vehicle to call headquarters. “Boss, I think I have a problem.”
“What problem?” asks the chief.
“Well, I’ve stopped a car for speeding, but there’s a guy in there who’s really important.” “How important? Is he the mayor?”
“No, no, boss … more than the mayor.”
“And more than the mayor, who is there? The governor?”
“No, no, more. …”
“But he can’t be the president?”
“More, I reckon. …”
“And who can be more important than the president?”
“Look, boss, I don’t know exactly who he is, all I can tell you is that it’s the pope who is driving him!”
Here’s a poem inspired by the anecdote about Pope Francis:
The Pontiff’s Joyride
Amidst the roar of jets, the skyline’s gleam,
The Pope disembarks, his cassock pristine.
A limousine awaits, a glistening beast,
The epitome of splendor, to say the least.But Francis, humble shepherd, eyes the prize—
A wheel to hold, the highway’s wide surprise.
“It’s been so long since I’ve driven,” he grins,
“Why not let me try, where’s the harm in sins?”The driver hesitates, protocol bound,
Yet Francis insists, his joy profound.
So off they go, the Pope at the helm,
Through asphalt seas, his private realm.He floors the gas, the engine roars,
Wind sweeping through limousine doors.
Fifty, eighty, one-twenty, he flies,
Till sirens wail beneath the darkening skies.A cop approaches, badge aglow,
But freezes at the window’s show.
"Boss, I’ve got someone bigger than the mayor.
No, not the governor. No, not the player."“More than the President?” the chief does implore.
“I don’t know who’s driving, but the Pope’s on board!”
The chief, stunned silent, says at last,
“Let him go—this ticket’s above my class!”So Francis smiles, a child at play,
His sacred joy in the thrill of the day.
Not just a shepherd of the flock,
But a driver who’s still breaking the clock.
* * * * *
Notice, however, that FTH has missed the point of the anecdote. If the Pope is merely the driver of someone’s limousine, who could that possibly be? Let’s set that aside for now and come back to it.