Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Baby Shark Gets Around [Kawaii alert!] {#BoycottZukerman}

The original "Baby Shark":

Henry Lau's version (one of them):

And here we have BTS as Sharks:

In light of the Pinchas Zukerman scandal (HERE and HERE at New Savanna), I propose a somewhat revised version of the original video where the word "baby" is replaced with "Pinchas", to give us "Pinchas Shark." We'll make some other changes as well. Instead of cute kids we have East Asian violinists brandishing their bows like rapiers. Better yet, how about Star Wars light sabers? And Pinchas Shark can have a Darth Vader helmet.

Revised lyrics:

Pinchas shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Pinchas shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Pinchas shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Pinchas shark!

Vader shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Vader shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Vader shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Vader shark!

He's a grouch, doo doo doo doo doo doo
He's a grouch, doo doo doo doo doo doo
He's a grouch, doo doo doo doo doo doo
He's a grouch!

Silly man, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Silly man, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Silly man, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Silly man!

Yeah, I know, it's a bit repetitive.
And now we're off to wǔxiá-land where we fly over the trees.

Fly away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Fly away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Fly away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Fly away!

O're the trees, doo doo doo doo doo doo
O're the trees, doo doo doo doo doo doo
O're the trees, doo doo doo doo doo doo
What a blast!

Vader shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Silly man, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Sing this song, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Now we're free!

It would be so so CUTE!

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